Gotta Take Time Out

...To big up my Saturday night crew. T'was the J-Quirks b'day and him and Dan Westwood dropped some bombs on the Ditch. Shout to Taz whose booty shook more than mine, Epworth who came to the rescue on more than one occassion, Shotter for the double team windin', The Bull who nearly had a heart attack (forgive me)... but to those Essex boys who pushed it one step to far, next time it won't just be a face shouting up in your space. When will the male species realise it's not actually on to grope women up in the club? Ladies aren't having it any more, standard! And to the bouncer who watched and did nada, let's hope it's not your sister next time. Bitch.